I've learned a couple of life lessons this week. Let me educate you:
1. Don't pray for English people. They'll laugh at you or think you're strange. (And if you do pray for them, don't tell them.)
2. Don't drink too much near little hobbit-y Irish people. It can lead to trouble and regret. Especially in dark alleys.
3. Make sure you plan your vacations around French strikes. They will most definitely ruin your plans if you don't.
4. Wear STRONG perfume and layers of deodorant when exercising to drown out any stanky BO, not necessarily your own.
5. French churros will never compare to Latin American ones so don't get your hopes up. However, the Spanish ones are alright.
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English people as in British? Why would they think you're strange? And what the hell happened in a dark alley with drunk Irish people??
yea the Brits. They don't pray. It's weird to say "I'll pray for you" for them.
These days it would be more correct to use english as both wales and scotland are more autonomous with their own parliaments. British is slightly archaic term associated with colonies and cream teas. ;-) xx
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